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🎉 YOU’RE IN, LEGEND. 🎉

Good choice.

You just grabbed 5 Words to Stop Using In Your Copy Immediately 

(If You Aren’t Secretly Trying to Repel Clients)

✨ This means two things:

1️⃣ You officially care about not sounding like someone who copied their About page from a Canva template.

2️⃣ Your copy is about to stop quietly driving dream clients away—and start making them lean in like, “Wait… why am I suddenly obsessed?”

💌 Next steps 💌 

Your free guide is en route to your inbox—check your email (and peek at Promotions or Spam in case your inbox is being extra fussy—and if so, drag that email over to Primary).

🤖 Quick reality check 🤖

AI isn’t your copywriting savior—it’s your intern, and it will happily churn out some of these outdated phrases.

If you don’t know what you’re looking for, even the smartest AI bot will happily serve you a steaming pile of cliché garbage that quietly repels your dream clients.

That’s why you’re here: learning to spot and write the kind of copy that actually sells.

🔥 Here’s what’s about to happen 🔥

You’re going to laugh.

You might cringe when you realize you’ve used some of these tired/outdated/ableist phrases. (You’re far from alone here, but it’s time to do better!)

📲While you wait for that email with the guide, come hang with me here 📲

PS: If you want more of my greatest hits, follow me on social where I roast copy, share spicy copy makeovers to help you stand out ESPECIALLY in the wild west AI era we’re in, and show you how I’ve sold $50 million worth of cogs and widgets with words that sell with wit, warmth, and zero awkward LinkedIn energy.

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